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Deep and Insightful Question of the Day:
If you bred a ferret with an eagle what would the resulting species name be?
AE '11, PB'11
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Feagle
Ferreagle
Ferreteagle
Fergle
Ferregle
and, for the punchline...
Larry King
(I hope I'm not disqualified for entering 6 times in one comment...)
UGLY.
Oh! I got another one!
A Harding student that thinks Harding needs a conservative newspaper to counter the liberal garbage of the Bison.
Wait...that's a ferret and a weasel.
Um, I think it should be called the Becca Burley, because a ferret/eagle would be pretty dang awesome and fierce, and I'm pretty dang awesome and fierce, so it just makes sense like that.
And I'm pretty sure this ferret/eagle would be pretty narcissistic, but let's not go there...
From Will Reno, via facebook to me:
Who would want to cross breed a ferret and an eagle? That bird is gonna have NO friends in the animal kingdom. Let's call it the Charlie Brown Bird because every time that bird goes out on the animal playground to play football, they're just gonna move the ball at the last second and he's gonna look like what he really is: retarded.
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