So even though Mr. Ramsey may think he was cute when he came up with the idea of Harding University Habits, I've got some bad news: there have been habits here that made me say HUH? for years. Check these out....
-The idea that riding a long board to class is in any way more efficient than just walking... or maybe just the idea that you don't look like a tool doing it.
-Sidewalk chalk is a valid form of advertising-from which you can expect results. (ex. "i'm really excited about souvenirs tonight, there should be a lot of new people after that intense sidewalk chalk campaign" followed by this reaction at the meeting "oh, its just more of the same kind of people that always come")
-Awkward = Indie (?)
-The people waiting outside of a locked classroom can be ignored by other professors with keys. (thank you bible faculty for changing this habit)
-Its okay to look exasperated when choosing to check your mail during the post chapel onslaught.
-Casual Frisbee tossing can only be performed in areas easily viewed by all students.
-The idea that whoever you are currently talking to knows everyone you know, even though that isn't mutual.
-Shoes are optional in public places (for the record I definitely saw Dr. Hopper take off his Union Jack socks and walk around/leave Midnight Oil barefoot... really? you should know better)
-Last but not least, everything can be explained with a circle graph.
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