Contents Of A Dead Man's Pockets: Columbus Edition

Christopher Columbus was found dead with the following items in his billowy medieval trousers:

• Mysterious coinage with an all seeing eye and pyramid on it.
• "Barber of Seville" costumer reward punch card, punched to completion for one free shave and blood letting.
• Half eaten "Disease-On-A-Stick"
• 45 vinyl single of Sublime's "Wrong Way"
• Carnival Cruise tickets to St. Bart's
• Passport
• Kenneth Grahame's "The Wind and the Willows"
• "Cootie Catcher" folded paper divination toy with various cat paw marking on the inside.