Monday, October 10, 2011

Contents Of A Dead Man's Pockets: Columbus Edition

Christopher Columbus was found dead with the following items in his billowy medieval trousers:
  • Mysterious coinage with an all seeing eye and pyramid on it.
  • "Barber of Seville" costumer reward punch card, punched to completion for one free shave and blood letting.
  • Half eaten "Disease-On-A-Stick"
  • 45 vinyl single of Sublime's "Wrong Way"
  • Carnival Cruise tickets to St. Bart's
  • Passport
  • Kenneth Grahame's "The Wind and the Willows"
  • "Cootie Catcher" folded paper divination toy with various cat paw marking on the inside.

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