These are some general blurbs for different things around campus. Hopefully we will have a PDF version of The Blurb Number# in its entirety available for download by the end of November (knock on wood).
Enjoy!
Cafeteria- Making you despise the Freshman 15 even more.
Nursing Majors- What's a social life?
Education Majors- "Awwwwwww Precious!"
Computer Lab Moniters- Excuse me, how dare you interrupt my homework time with these computer problems.
Admissions Office- Hey, you're here, our jobs over, we don't have to talk to you.
CAB- Making Harding bearable for people who like the same things we do.
Young Republicans- You're always a Republican but... you're only young once.
College Democrats- Wait, Harding has Democrats???
Campus Mail- Increasing hand-eye coordination one mailbox at a time.
Student Center- That's right, we're practically promising you diarrhea!
PB '11, RH '11
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Political Science Majors--I can find a way to disagree with you, utilizing a very large vocabulary.
Business Majors--I will own you very soon.
Theatre Majors--I have a huge chip on my shoulder because I am by far stranger than you will ever be.
Bible Majors--Bow before me and my Greek.
Dactology Club--[unavailable]
HU Bookstore--Good deals? BAH!
Institute for Church and Family--Oh, believe me, you have a problem, and we WILL fix it.
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